chat

me:  that’s not good news.

g: it sorta is, it sorta isn’t.  i don’t know. still trying to work this out in my head but my dick keeps getting in the way.

me:  funny how close the dick and the brain are in your universe.

me:  but seriously, she’s bad news.  she’s never been nice to you.  you know this.

g: i know!

me: and you know that you deserve better.  i don’t care how hot you think her vagina is.

g:  i know. 😦

g:  i know this will eventually end up in flames.

g:  it’s really hard to have you as an ex girlfriend.

me: ?

g: you set the bar really high.

me: that’s not fair.

g:  who said anything about fair?  i’m just telling you the truth.

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3 Responses to “chat”


  1. 1 Daniel Howard January 11, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    g will achieve happiness when his brain overcomes his penis long enough to stick with a girl whose sanity eclipses her crazy hotness.

    maybe the current chick will finally break him.

    -danny

  2. 2 jen` January 11, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    i hope so. this girl ran him ragged last time and she comes back out of nowhere and he’s right back at it like nothing happened. one can only hope he figures that all girls have vaginas, even the sane and nice ones.

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