Notes to Self

-If you bake raisins, they become inedible pellets of death.

-It seems that it is difficult for people to be good to themselves. It’s good to remember to be nice to yourself because more often then not, we’re horrible to our own selves without even recognizing it.

-Remember that no one will ever be able to read your mind.

-Blinky will love you no matter how awful your breath is in the morning.

-Potatoes and garbanzo beans in the same meal will make you nappy and farty, best to have a safe airy place to relax afterwards.

-Reminding people you care about them is a good thing to do if you realize you haven’t done so in a while.

-He can’t hurt you anymore. It’s ok.

-Go to yoga, even if you don’t feel like you can.

-People may judge you for bringing your ipod to the bathroom, but remember, they’re just jealous of your bejeweled score.

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